August 15, 2012

Not quite top 5

Do you guys have a Top 5 list?  You know - the 5 people you're allowed to hook up with and your significant other can't get mad?  I've always been a little boy-crazy, but I've never really had a solid Top 5 list.  Also, pretty sure that if I ever did actually encounter any of the people I lust after, I'd be totally speechless.  Forget about some wild tryst - I'd be lucky to say hello.

I had, um, questionable taste in boys when I was younger.  I was definitely a typical teenage girl - walls plastered with magazine spreads of my favorite guys (stapled up, no less...yeah, the parents were THRILLED about that), stacks of BOP and Big BOPPER in the corners of my room, and home-made collages stuck under the clear front of my school binder (shut up - you did it, too).  When we moved from California to Texas when I was 15, I found out that all teenage idols are not equal, region to region.  The dudes I was obsessed with as a teenager were totally the norm in California...in Texas, nahsomuch...

Jonathan Brandis (RIP)
Ladybugs and SeaQuest DSV
I wrote a letter to him when I was like, 11.  I got an "autographed" (pretty sure it was a stamp) stock photo back.  I put it in a plastic sleeve and carried that bad boy with me EVERYWHERE.
I know, I know...you can't handle the coolness.

Andrew Keegan
Hello - CAMP NOWHERE?
I was convinced we were going to get married...as soon as we were able to meet.
That hair, that tan, that smile...also, the sweet striped shirt and leather necklace.  Yum.
I definitely had this exact BOP poster on my wall.

Thomas Ian Nicholas
I'd just like to go on the record saying that I loved this dude BEFORE American Pie.

See what I mean?  Questionable...

Saul still makes fun of some of the guys I find attractive now and every time I mention a guy that is in my Top 5, he reminds me that actually I have something like a revolving Top 15 and he points out that I can't ever remember who's actually in it.

He's totally right.

So today, right now, here's my list.  Not all of them are here because they're smokin' hot - some are on because I just think they're funny as hell.  Let's see who agrees with me...

 
We'll start with the obvious hot guy - Joe Manganiello
If you watch True Blood, you know where I'm coming from.  Also, if you've seen Magic Mike, I can't imagine how you wouldn't be on board with this one - his name in the movie is BIG DICK RICHIE, for crying out loud.
*I do think he looks kind of dumb, though.  Pretty face/body, but I don't have a lot faith that there's much going on upstairs.

Another pretty boy - Jesse Williams
I love his character, Avery, on Grey's Anatomy.  And those eyes...yowza.

Josh Holloway
Oh, Sawyer...I miss Lost so much and you're one of the main reasons.
Please show back up on Community.  PLEASE.

Joshua Jackson
C'mon...who DIDN'T prefer Pacey?  Face it - Dawson was a giant nerd.  Pacey was the guy you wanted to hang out with.  Also, dating Diane Kruger just ups his hotness for me.  They're totally beautiful together.

Justin Timberlake
Loved him in N*Sync, so he's basically transitioned from teenage crush to adult crush with me.  He's funny, smart, and a good dresser.  Boom.


Now onto the guys who crack me up...

Jason Bateman
Arrested Development, anyone?  Michael Bluth is my favorite.
He's hilarious.  I love him.  I find him weirdly attractive.

Paul Rudd.
I've loved him since Clueless, and I think he's totally aged well.  Again, so so funny.  Love.


Now onto the guys who are on the fence (pretty sure they'll be devastated to hear that)...

 Joseph Gordon Levitt
Ok, I can't figure this one out - on one hand, he's slightly-less-squinty-dude from 3rd Rock from the Sun.  On the other hand, he's super-dapper-hottie-in-a-suit from Inception.
I know, I know...I don't get it either.

 
Jude Law
Another internal conflict for me.  Super hot in The Holiday (awful movie, but one I will watch every freaking time it comes on TV, just for him), super brainy in Sherlock Holmes, but can also look dirty as hell and barftastic.


So there you have it...my random, all over the place list.  Anyone agree with any of them?  Anyone have the same conflicts?  Do tell.

Happy HUMP Day
;)



 And, just because I am DYING over this...

Ryan Gosling
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

all photos from Google images

2 comments:

bananas. said...

i'm totally on board with your funny guys...love LOVE paul rudd. he is and will always be on my top 5...simply for the fact that he is funny as shit. plus i like his big head.

my #1 boy crush as a tween was benny "the jet" rodriquez...aka mike vitar...aka the cute latin boy with the hazel eyes from the sandlot. yea, i too wrote my crush a letter but i didn't get a letter back. WTF?!

drollgirl said...

THAT RYAN GOSLING PICTURE MADE ME CACKLE!!!

let's just say i like your present line-up better than the past.

and the rotating list of 15 that you can't always remember? lol. i can relate to that!

but let's make a deal. i get SAWYER, and you can have all the rest. deal? DEAL. that man absolutely slayed me. lost was great, but he MADE IT. best character ever, and his looks sure don't hurt!

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